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In short: The guy has been an excellent worker in the CJD for more than a year now. The promotion to colonel was long overdue. I'm not saying it was an easy choice but I knew that I had a great amount of people I could have confidence in, which made the choice easier.

In long:
WNxMWDeez was sitting at his desk, hurriedly filling his paperwork. Now that Nubblybubbly had gone and ran off with a troop of Austrian sailors, he was left with all of the work he would usually have taken. The clock was pointing at ten minutes to midnight, so he knew he had to hurry, lest he missed the most awesome party ever. The party when he would find out who his new soul mate would be.

Finally he reached the bottom of the pile, only to find a squashed cupcake. Munching this while grabbing his coat, he started to feel faint. It suddenly dawned on him that the cupcake was an artefact left from the time when Zero-hero had occupied this office, making it highly alcoholic by nature. Stumbling through his door, he made his way down the corridor to the main hall, where the party was being held.

On the way there, the room started to spin. He found it hard to keep balance, and the double doors at the end of the corridor seemed to be getting further and further away. Grabbing what appeared to be a giant waffle for balance, he gulped down some water in a quick attempt to sober up, before promptly falling asleep on top of the waffle.

He groaned as a wave of nausea as he was waking. Looking under him, he saw that he had infact fallen asleep on WNxFrozenpast, crushing him under his weight. Helping the Editor up, he enquired to the time.

“Three in the morning sir,” wheezed the flattened Editor.

“Oh no, the party is almost over, and if I don’t make it, it’ll be bad luck for the relationship with my new smoochie-kins!” cried the Colonel-CJ. Wiping the tears from his eyes, he started to sprint towards the doors at the end of the corridor, leaving Frozenpast, who had now fainted on the floor again. Upon reaching the doors he kicked them open and shouted “MY LOVER!”

“I think you’re my slave, not my lover,” said Zero-Hero who was trying to exit. “You’re late you know?” “I’m sorry,” said Deez, “I got drunk on a cupcake, and then permanently disabled Frozen Past... someone should check on him. Anyway, who’s my new lover?” “Well now, that would be telling you, wouldn’t it... In fact, let’s play a little game”.

Zero clapped his hands and instantly five Combat Journalists popped up, and grabbed pieces of furniture. Quickly, they set up a stool on one side of a wall, and four on the other side. At the same time, Deez was sent out of the room, and Zero choose four editors, and then sat deez on the lone stool.
“Well now”, said Zero to the Combat journalists, who were now sat as an audience, “I mentioned earlier that I had trouble picking the new mate for deez, so, I’m going to let him decide. But he has to ask them questions first, without knowing who they are. So, when you’re ready Deez”.

“Ok... Contestant number one, tell me about yourself”.

“My name is Squea...” A loud gunshot resounded throughout the hall. Zero lowered the smoking pistol in his hand. “No names,” He bellowed. “Ok then, very interesting, but a bit short,” Said Deez. “Contestant Number two, what’s your idea of a great dinner?

“Well Deez, I like to put some sardines in a beagle, with some mustard of course, and have that for the main course. For dessert, a nice mouse on top of an apple turnover, with ketchup, is always my favourite.”

“Ok then,” said Deez uneasily. “Zero, shoot that guy too please. Now Contestant number three,” he shouted over the gunshot, “what’s your perfect date?

“Well, it would have to be a good visit to the cinema first of all. You know, it’s dark and loud so no one can see or hear what I’m doing to you. After that, you’re bound and gagged, put in the back of my van.”

“Right... We need to do some killing of some Editors. Contestant number four, where would your perfect walk be?”

“Well lad, that’d be ova’ da verdant welsh hills ‘twould. Then we’d go and eat some good ol’ lamb for dinner.”

“Well, it’s a hard choice, as they’re all good answers. However, I’m going to have to go and make some welsh babies with contestant number four...

And there you go... Congratulations to WNxTheWelshie!



 
 
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Congratz FA Obvious choice imo! ^_^ Have fun with your new role!!



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congrats mate you earned it

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Congrats FA! Best of luck.

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Grats FA! enjoy the new role!



 
 
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Predictable :> Congrats FA <3 Best of luck mate!



 
 
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You have stolen our FO!!! :'(

Hehe congrats Fallen and enjoy the rank mate!!!

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02-11-2009, 09:18 AM
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Lol. I am not surprised. Grats FA!




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Congratulations FA! Enjoy the promo man .



 
 
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Noeees!!!

There goes my lovely FO!!
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