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There were strange sounds coming from the dev workshop last night, very strange sounds. Not just the usual ape and bird sounds, but also some human screams. It was that time of the month again...

As per usual, the Brigadier General had ordered the experiments to be made on a human subject, to make sure they were ready. This time, WNxBattle4urlife had been chosen.

“Now don’t worry”, said Lucky, “this shouldn’t hurt too much”.

“But why me, why not a random slave?” asked WNxBattle4urlife while the drill came closer. “Well, we need only the best for the Lieutenant General now, don’t we?” Lucky said while pulling down his surgical mask.

“APPLY THE LIPSTICK” came the cry from engineer in the corner. “Applying” Came the reply from Lucky. At that moment WNxKapitanturtle burst into the room, with his tight green spandex showing only a few gravy stains today.

“Is this the guy testing my new make-up?” asked the General, his eyes bulging. “Why yes sir, this is the fortunate one” said Lucky, a smily curling around his face. “WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS ONE, HE SMELLS LIKE MOULDY FRENCH HOOKERS! Throw him in the trash, we’ll use Firewaith instead, I need a good laugh...” Without delay, the poor engineer was grabbed off of the operating table, and straight into the bin outside.

Protag, while hanging out in the shadow behind the majestic columns of the Development HQ, viewed this chain of events unseen from prying eyes. When he was sure that they had returned to their marble palace, he went to see what latest experiment had been discarded.

This was not your normal experimental waste. It was old, rather foul smelling, and had been soiled multiple times.

With some rummaging, he produced a rather large pointed stick, and poked the bulge as hard as he could. At that moment, WNxBattle4urlife jumped to his feet and screamed "No more please, no more. You don't know what horrors are going on in there!" Protag then beckened him to follow him, and marched him over to the Special Forces Alpha Headquaters.

Protag instructed SajuukCor and Moebious to get him cleaned up while he went to get the shock paddles. "There is a lot of work to do to bring this one back. We shall crank the voltage until all of those demons have been removed."

"I have received the new brain wave modification program from Shisno. It is time to reveal our latest sla... I mean staff member to the Nation."

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lmao, my story ftw, congrats mate .



 
 
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Haha, awesome story.

Congrats Battle, you'll do great.



 
 
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Gratz Battle



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Congratulations man! Good luck !!!



 
 
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Congrats Battle!



 
 
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Congratz on the promo battle, keep up the good work



 
 
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Congratz with the promo!!! Good luck with your new status!

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Congratz You'll do well



 
 
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Haha, very funny! Well done Battle!



 
 
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10-31-2008, 04:18 PM
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10-31-2008, 04:27 PM
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Another freaking Developer has been stolen >.<

Congrats Battle! Good for you man




 
 
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10-31-2008, 04:28 PM
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Congratulations Battle!

Was about time Enjoy your new role and lead them wise.



 
 
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Congrats to you Battle!



 
 
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10-31-2008, 04:35 PM
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Huge congratulations. Well deserved.



 
 
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Grats mate, good luck with the new assignement~



 
 
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Heh, took long enough to get him in here lol.



 
 
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10-31-2008, 04:58 PM
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Congratulations, Battle!



 
 
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10-31-2008, 05:05 PM
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congratz with the promo!



 
 
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Congrats Battle, well deserved, I know you will do an awesome job

And for the love of god, stop stealing our engineers



 
 
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