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02-05-2008, 01:05 PM
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New Brigadier General of Military Police
On a cold and rainy day in February, the MPs were quietly boring themselves in their quarters. Seeing as it was raining outside, no one felt like going on a spam hunt. Besides, all the spam was hiding anyway. It seems strangely vulnerable to rain.
In order to entertain the extremely bored MPs, a Colonel decided to go ahead and think of an indoor activity for the lads. His first idea was a game of Scrabble, but this suggestion ended up with a bag of Scrabble bricks being force fed to the Colonel by several naughty MPs.
Not giving up hope, and determined to entertain the MPs (although they did find the brick eating amusing, apparently), the Colonel decided to spend some time in the Captain's lounge, where no other MPs would be able to torture him. All he had to worry about here were Shaggy, Deathseeker, Mayori and Ariden, who were usually somewhere else picking on MPs anyway.
To his relief, merely the other Colonels were present at the time. He walked through the lounge up to the table, looked at Outrider's empty chair, and felt sadness boiling up. Once at the table, he sat down and started cooking up a deliberate plan. He worked, and he worked. And he worked.
Three minutes later, he yelled ''Success!'', to the annoyance of other Colonels, who had fallen asleep. Almuric came looking around the corner and threw an empty beer crate at the Colonel for making noise. Yes, it was obvious no one here liked racket, and the Colonel knew he would probably act the same, but this plan he just crafted was too good to not yell and scream about.
Proud, the Colonel walked into the MP quarters, where he was immediately welcomed with a cheer. Baffled, he asked people what the hell was going on, but no one said anything. Then he felt a large and hairy hand on his shoulder. It was the great Almuric. Viking helmet on his head, huge pot of beer in his hand, a big bushy beard covering his face. He spoke: ''Loyal Colonel, I have been watching you lately. Your progress in this department has been noteworthy and surpasses that of the others. You have been an incredible slave for me, and I will reward such thing by making you my right hand, effective immediately. I hereby promote you, WNxDirts, to Brigadier General of the department of Military Police. Now, what was the plan you cooked up for the MPs?''

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Congratulations to WNxDirts - Your new Brigadier General of MPs!

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Congratulations Dirts, good luck in your new role.

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02-05-2008, 01:08 PM
Congratulations and good luck with your new job !


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congrats man!

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02-05-2008, 01:08 PM

Gooo Dirtyboy

You'll do great in the new role im sure of that



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Congrats my friend. Enjoy your new colour

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congratz dirts!

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Oh niiice! Grats, Dirts!

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02-05-2008, 01:23 PM
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Big congratulations, Dirts! You're just the right guy for the job!

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Congrats Dirts!

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02-05-2008, 01:29 PM
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Congrats Dirts on your well deserverd promotion!

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02-05-2008, 01:33 PM
congrats dirts! Lead us well!


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02-05-2008, 01:36 PM
Congrats dirts!! !!


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02-05-2008, 01:37 PM
congratz m8 !


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02-05-2008, 01:38 PM
Like anyone DIDN'T see that coming.

Congrats oh Dirty one.


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02-05-2008, 01:41 PM
Congrats bud, I knew you would get it. Enjoy.



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02-05-2008, 01:41 PM
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Congratz, Dirty-Dirts! Keep up the good work!

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02-05-2008, 01:41 PM
Congrats mate, well done


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OMG dirts u totally deserve that <3 ya man
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